Occupation: Goddess of marriage
Favorite book: Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
Favorite movie: When Harry Met Sally…I wish I could’ve married my best friend instead of my brother.
Favorite TV show: Marriage Boot Camp…my marriage seems great in comparison.
Favorite song: Cold-Hearted (Paula Abdul must’ve met Zeus at some point because this song is totally about him.)
Favorite animal: Not cuckoos…Zeus ruined those for me forever.
If you weren’t in your current profession, what would you be? Divorced
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life? Charlize Theron…she looks like she should be playing the queen of the gods.
What would the title of that movie be? I Deserve Better
Hobbies: Punishing Zeus’ lovers and bastard children
Motto: “Keep it in your toga, Zeus!”