Occupation: Sex god
Favorite color: Doesn’t matter…I’ll rock your world no matter what color you are.
Favorite book: The Kama Sutra
Favorite movie: I don't remember the title, but there was a lot of full-frontal nudity...and a goat.
Favorite TV show: Masters of Sex…it’s based on my life.
Favorite band: Barenaked Ladies
Favorite song: “Let’s Get It On”
Favorite animal: Trouser snake
If you weren’t in your current profession, what would you be? Porn star
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life? George Clooney…the resemblance is uncanny.
What would the title of that movie be? The Panty Remover
Hobbies: Avoiding Hera, disguising myself, orgies
Motto: “You cannot resist me…for I am Zeus!”