Occupation: Protector of my family, wife of Satan and mother of Johnny
Favorite color: White
Favorite food: Adolf's blueberry muffins...I can't believe he finally gave me his secret recipe!
Favorite book: How to Beat Up Anybody by Judah Friedlander
Favorite movie: The Foot Fist Way
Favorite TV show: Modern Family
Favorite band: J.C. and the Holy Trinity of Rock
Favorite song: "Savior of Love" by J.C. and the Holy Trinity of Rock
Favorite animal: Polar bears...the mothers are protective of their offspring, and the babies are the cutest thing ever!
If you weren't in your current profession, what would you be? A baker or a
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life? Charlize Theron...she's blonde like me and looks like she could hold her own in a fight.
What would the title of that movie be? Blonde and Dangerous...or maybe Kung-Fu Angel
Hobbies: Baking, scrapbooking, karate, tae kwon do, kickboxing
Motto: "Leave my family alone...or else!"