Gender: More man than you can handle
Height : Any height you want me to be
Eye color: Beautiful
Profession: Most powerful god in the world/sex machine
If you weren't in your current profession, what would you be?
I am interested in: Women...and sexy farm animals (just kidding)
I am looking to find: A different lady for every night of the week
Body type: Amazing
Medical conditions: I'm too sexy, and my penis is too big. Also, I have all the STDs.
Are you in a serious relationship at the moment?
No (don't listen to Hera...she's a liar.)
Hobbies: Ruling the world, being a total pimp, crossword puzzles
What's your idea of the perfect date?
We meet at your place, I rock your world, I go home and take a nap.
Describe the person that you are interested in meeting on this dating site.
If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would it be?
All of them. (Orgy at my house...Hera's out of town next week.)
Favorite book: The Kama Sutra
Favorite movie: Anything with graphic nudity
Favorite TV show: Arrested Development-I thought George-Michael wanting to get with his cousin was pretty cool...I've banged all of my cousins (even the uggos).
Reality show you'd most like to be on: The Bachelor
Favorite animal: Trouser snake
Boxers or briefs?
Neither-"the beast" cannot be contained!
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
Will Ferrell...he's not afraid to show some skin.
Turn-ons: Boobs, women I'm not married to, women disguised as animals (Don't knock it 'til you try it.)
Turn-offs: My wife/sister, women who play hard to get, mayonnaise (It's just gross!)
Motto: You cannot resist me...for I am Zeus!