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Never Trust an Angel character profile: Hitler

4/26/2013

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Name:  Adolf Hitler
Occupation: Fuhrer, head waiter at Hell's Kitchen
Favorite color:  White...that's the color of the Master Race.
Favorite food:  Wiener schnitzel
Favorite book:  Mein Kampf
Favorite movie:  I don't watch movies...Hollywood is run by the Jews.
Favorite TV show:  Same goes for TV.
Favorite band:  Music brings joy to people, so I avoid it as much as possible.
Favorite song:  Not "Hava Nagila," that's for sure.
Favorite animal:  Cockroach
If you weren't in your current profession, what would you be?  An artist or a mustache model
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?  Ryan Gosling...he has blond hair and blue eyes like every man should, and his abs are identical to mine.
What would the title of that movie be?  They Had It Coming
Hobbies:  Being mean to Jews, painting, crossword puzzles
Motto:  "Death to the Jews!"
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