Occupation: Retired
Favorite book: To Serve Man (baby edition)
Favorite movie: Cannibal! The Musical
Favorite TV show: The Brady Bunch…six kids who didn’t try to overthrow their father
Favorite song: “Eat It”
Favorite animal: Chickens…they taste just like my kids.
If you weren’t in your current profession, what would you be? The ruler of the universe : (
Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life? Anthony Hopkins
What would the title of that movie be? Maybe We Should’ve Gone With Abortion
Hobbies: Resenting my six asshole kids
Motto: “Kids will ruin your life.”