I'm doing a Kindle Countdown Deal for Goat Herpes and Other Problems, so it will be on sale for 99 cents on June 29th and 30th, then $1.99 on July 1st and 2nd.  Here's the link:

http://www.amazon.com/Herpes-Other-Problems-Crystal-Smith-Connelly-ebook/dp/B00KNDYRXA/

And here's the description:

It's Willow's first day on the job at Godly Acres, the world's premier rehabilitation facility for gods and goddesses, and she might be in over her head. Sex addiction, alcoholism, eating disorders, goat herpes...you name it, there's a Greek god who has it. Will she be able to help these gods and goddesses work through their issues? Find out in Goat Herpes and Other Problems! (Goat Herpes and Other Problems contains the plays "Godly Acres," "Godly Acres: Bitch Session," and "Playing Doctor.")

If you get it, I hope you like it...it's the best book you'll ever read that has "goat herpes" in the title. ; )

Name: Medusa

Occupation: Gorgon, accidental killer

Favorite book: 100 Ways to Boost Your Self-Confidence

Favorite movie: The Elephant Man…I can relate.

Favorite TV show: Anything that’s funny…I need comedy in my life.

Favorite song: All By Myself

Favorite animal: Anything but snakes

If you weren’t in your current profession, what would you be?

Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life? Lifetime made a movie about me, and I was played by Tori Spelling.

What would the title of that movie be? It was called Give Me Back My Head, Give Me Back My Dignity: The Medusa Story.

Hobbies: Writing poetry, accidentally turning men into stone, keeping potential murderers out of my lair

Motto: “Athena is the worst.”

I thought it would be fun to ask the people who have read my book (or the plays
that are in the book) who they would cast in some of the roles if they were
directing and could cast anyone they wanted to...these are the characters I was
wondering about:
 
Zeus
God
Jesus
Hera
Demeter
Hestia
Athena
Aphrodite
Artemis
Medusa

Here's my dream cast!

Zeus: Will Ferrell
God: Will Arnett
Jesus: Russell Brand
Hera: Maya Rudolph
Demeter: Amy Poehler
Hestia: Tina Fey
Athena: Kristen Bell
Aphrodite: Jane Krakowski (she could act just like she does on 30 Rock!)
Artemis: Ellen Page
Medusa:  Julia Louis-Dreyfus (though it might be hard to ugly her up enough to play
Medusa!)